Did I mention, there is bacon in it? Because there is.

Complete with a bacon Haiku:
Bacon tastes so good
The thought makes my mouth water
So very scrumptious

1 1/2 pounds Brussels sprouts, washed, and cut in half
6 pieces bacon, cut into small squares
1 clove garlic, peeled and smashed, plus 2 cloves, roughly chopped
1 tsp dried thyme
2 cups low-sodium chicken stock
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
10 Saltine Crackers
15 Ritz Crackers
Rosemary Avocado Oil