Atomic Buffalo Turds

This does not sound distinguished at all.

But it still sounds good.

One dozen whole jalapenos
One 8oz container of cream cheese
One package of Hidden Valley Ranch powdered mix
Two dozen slices of thick cut bacon
BBQ rub [optional]
Toothpicks
Roasted diced New Mexico green chiles [optional]

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