Does saying it twice make it better?

If I chant it three times does the Demon of Bacon appear in a puff of hickory smoke? If so, let me get chanting. That guy has to know a ton about smoke curing.

This product is textured soy protein, and will probably survive a nuclear blast. But it's actually pretty tasty for a bacon substitute, and good for vegetarians (aka temporary heathens).

http://www.tastefullysimple.com/Cultures/en-US/Products/BaconBacon159106...